blah blah blahg.

They say blog stands for weB LOG.  That sounds important, like the writer has something significant to say.

You know what i think it stands for?  Blah blah BLAHG.  It's about words, which would otherwise be stuck in our brains or forced out of our mouths and into other people's ears.  Here's my BLAHG.  I feel like i just coughed on someone.

But, you know what i love about blahgs? they just stay in one place and don't go around spewing their words on unsuspecting bystanders.  If you're here, you have asked me to blahg on you.  If you don't want to get blahged on, you can just leave it here and never come back to visit.

And, honestly, i started this whole thing because there was so much blahg in my brain, that i wanted somewhere to put it...i'm trying to AVOID spewing it on people.  My poor husband is frequently the recipient of the inane collection of words that make up my blah blah:

"Do you think the turtle gets his feelings hurt when i walk by and don't wave to him?"  BLAHG.

"What is the equivalent of chocolate-flavored food in the meat world?  like, would there ever be beef-flavored meat product?" BLAHG.

"Sometimes i want to live in the country with a man servant and a cow, but i'm not sure if he would be willing to milk the cow, and i don't want to get up that early."  BLAHG.

So, with that in mind, if you are reading this, expect to run into similar thought-provoking life-changers.  It's really just here to help me remember some fun memories, to ponder, and to blah blah blahg.